What’s a fifth cousin, you ask? Simply put, it’s a complete stranger that tries to cash in on your family vacation to St. Louis. Despicable, huh?
Well, if you’d ever been to St. Louis, you’d understand why. There’s a ton of stuff for families to do here. Enough to claim being someone’s long lost twin. Or fifth cousin. Or step step brother-in-law.
If you don’t believe us, just listen to these radio spots. They’re faithful reenactments of events we think could very well be happening.
